A Treatise on Gay Baseball Fanfiction

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction "Chapter" 23

Lockheed Martin Corporation

I haven't decided whether to mail this one yet. On the one hand, I'm curious about the satellite dishes. On the other hand, it's Lockheed.

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NOTE: if you are concerned about these issues as well, you may want to consider all of the relevant factors in play at this time. I am hereby announcing a bounty on information leading to the "?" connecting Humpty Dumpty and Pop Ups in that diagram.

The Fall of Duke Autumnipole

Do you have a nice butt?

The Coaster Enthusiast

The Glee Club

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 22

Happy valentine's day?

This is what happens when you remove a document from the scanner while it is operating

Fractal TS Elliot

That dude only spoke in fractals, I'm pretty sure.

Midwifery in the age of dinosaurs

There is a raging debate in our household about the usefulness of past participles. I am in favor of them.

Todros Abulafia

This Abulafia character was a real gangsta rapper, let me tell you. TS Elliot was too.

Technology fixed

And so we can present to you this geo-spatial TS Elliot typewriting adventure

More technical difficulties

Having trouble with the scanner software, so nonsense may be light while we get that worked out. Some fan fiction may be available this week, though.

In the mean time, you can see this visual nonsense I made last week
Feel free to, you know, post that on your Twitter or Facebook or whatever. If you don't have epilepsy, I mean. If you do, you probably shouldn't look at it.

Soccer caves

Actual true story: portions of today's nonsense were read aloud by a robotic computer voice to a bunch of BDSM dungeon people filming a live porn webcast. Just, you know, so you're informed of all the relevant metadata here.

Bareshouldered Lutesmanship

Macaulay Culkin Sock 'em Boppers

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 21

Bingle bongle spingle spangle

I am somewhat surprised to learn that I did not invent the phrase "bingle bongle", but luckily I can still apparently claim invention of the full "bingle bongle spingle spangle"

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 20