Hon. Gov. Jerry Brown

Leave your suggestions for how we can conserve water in the comments and we can include them in the next letter.

Pocky Corporation

David Campos

Safe Way Corporation

Pillsbury also does this. Can they just think for like half a second about whether this is a smart thing to do?

EXTREME PIZZA

It's fine pizza, really, but hardly unusual. If they send a coupon, I'll go eat some and reevaluate.

Lockheed Martin Corporation

I haven't decided whether to mail this one yet. On the one hand, I'm curious about the satellite dishes. On the other hand, it's Lockheed.

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NOTE: if you are concerned about these issues as well, you may want to consider all of the relevant factors in play at this time. I am hereby announcing a bounty on information leading to the "?" connecting Humpty Dumpty and Pop Ups in that diagram.

7-UP Corporation Response

Arthur's original correspondence is, of course, here

Crayola Corporation Response

If you have somehow forgotten the origin of this correspondence, refer to Arthur's earlier letter

Google Corporation

I am, of course, posting this on my Blogger blog.

3M Corporation

We are going to get rich, if by no other means than by obtaining lots of free POST-ITs.

Sea Foam Green: Crayola Corporation

Can't wait until they actually abolish Cornflower.

Lisa Frank Corporation

That polar bear is just not acceptable. I hope they send me some stickers.

Horace B. Slockmeyer

by Joel, to be mailed to 7-up