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Dear SRF Esq.,
ReplyDeleteWe read your recipe and think that the men who brought it down to our studios should be immolated, for they are all filthy infidels. While they came boasting the world's largest collection of Pokemon memorabilia, they refused to trade with us, even after we offered a nearly mint condition Charizard that was demonstrated to be able to produce fire as we were at the negotiation tables. Due to their unreasonably stubborn behavior, we have no choice to conclude that they are all intractable mollycoddles. The recipe, incidentally, was dope.
THE FOOD NEXUS