Czar of Syrup

APRIL FOOL

Please note: this post is actually 100% serious, and is not an April Fool's joke.

Dust and Gas

Gold Dust

Typer of the Year

Passage of time

Make sure to save a typewriter for when you get old, because you won't understand how to use all the new technology and your older computers will all break or become incompatible, but you'll probably still remember how to type.

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 24

Grandmothers

If she/they are still around, go talk to your grandmother(s)!

Train poetry

Backwards nonsense on the other side of the page is even more nonsensical.

Iron Maiden

Andrew Lloyd Weber

A Treatise on Gay Baseball Fanfiction

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction "Chapter" 23

Lockheed Martin Corporation

I haven't decided whether to mail this one yet. On the one hand, I'm curious about the satellite dishes. On the other hand, it's Lockheed.

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NOTE: if you are concerned about these issues as well, you may want to consider all of the relevant factors in play at this time. I am hereby announcing a bounty on information leading to the "?" connecting Humpty Dumpty and Pop Ups in that diagram.

The Fall of Duke Autumnipole

Do you have a nice butt?

The Coaster Enthusiast

The Glee Club

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 22

Happy valentine's day?

This is what happens when you remove a document from the scanner while it is operating