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My car got broken into across from that soccer field last night, FYI. As usual, there was nothing in it for them to steal, so the only person who benefitted from this was Jacky Fong at Power Auto Glass, who as I learned today is a friendly and reasonably priced installer of auto glass.

Teeth lasers

On the cusp of their next adventure

Sense or nonsense? It's getting harder to tell these days.

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Happy birthday Tim Lincecum.

Safe Way Corporation

Pillsbury also does this. Can they just think for like half a second about whether this is a smart thing to do?

Eat a peach in five new flavors

The Burgeoning Fashion of Thinking More Clearly

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Dos de pollo y dos de chorizo para mi.

Aviation Radios

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Macpaint.org

Apologies for the lack of nonsense, the Belugastan politburo has been busy with a cutting edge technological project:

Macpaint.org: The Macpaint Gallery

If you are familiar with these new typewriter alternatives called "computers", you may be interested in this site.

Arnold Schwarzeneggar

97% true story

North Cleveland Aspiring Professionals Yachting Club

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Diversity of experience! One of my guiding principles.

Olivetti Studio 45

Yesterday's post brought to you by this great thrift-store find:


According to a receipt in the case, the previous owner had it repaired and tuned up a few years ago, for twice what we paid for it at the thrift store. Can't have too many fully functional typewriters...right?

Firework taxes

Request: will someone who is skilled at drawing cartoons please send me a picture of a Chinese dragon sitting in an accountant's office, asking him for free tax preparation?
joel //at// laserscorpion (dot) com

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The PWP3 is out of ink, so this chapter is brought to you by the Remington #3.

My life as a sex-addicted porn star

This memoir stuff is pretty easy, I guess?

EXTREME PIZZA

It's fine pizza, really, but hardly unusual. If they send a coupon, I'll go eat some and reevaluate.

Keebler Elf

Black Sabbath

I went to the doctor, see what he could give me.
He said "son, now son, you've gone too far,"
"Cause smoking and tripping is all that you do"
YEEEAAHHHH

Airplane Toilets

Week of potential jokes, day 6

Week of potential jokes, day 5

Week of potential jokes, day 4

Week of potential jokes, day 3

Looks like it's time for a new ribbon for the KMM.

Week of potential jokes, day 2

If any of these are rubbing you the right way, OR if you were alive in 1991, you may want to investigate REX NITRO

Week of potential jokes, day 1

Get ready for more of these from SRF this week. Coming soon to a stand up show near you (if you live where we do)

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APRIL FOOL! It is actually chapter 25!