Friday, April 15, 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011

EXTREME PIZZA



It's fine pizza, really, but hardly unusual. If they send a coupon, I'll go eat some and reevaluate.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Black Sabbath



I went to the doctor, see what he could give me.
He said "son, now son, you've gone too far,"
"Cause smoking and tripping is all that you do"
YEEEAAHHHH

Monday, April 4, 2011

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Week of potential jokes, day 2



If any of these are rubbing you the right way, OR if you were alive in 1991, you may want to investigate REX NITRO

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Week of potential jokes, day 1



Get ready for more of these from SRF this week. Coming soon to a stand up show near you (if you live where we do)

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

APRIL FOOL



Please note: this post is actually 100% serious, and is not an April Fool's joke.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Passage of time



Make sure to save a typewriter for when you get old, because you won't understand how to use all the new technology and your older computers will all break or become incompatible, but you'll probably still remember how to type.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Grandmothers



If she/they are still around, go talk to your grandmother(s)!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Train poetry



Backwards nonsense on the other side of the page is even more nonsensical.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Lockheed Martin Corporation



I haven't decided whether to mail this one yet. On the one hand, I'm curious about the satellite dishes. On the other hand, it's Lockheed.

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NOTE: if you are concerned about these issues as well, you may want to consider all of the relevant factors in play at this time. I am hereby announcing a bounty on information leading to the "?" connecting Humpty Dumpty and Pop Ups in that diagram.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Midwifery in the age of dinosaurs



There is a raging debate in our household about the usefulness of past participles. I am in favor of them.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Todros Abulafia



This Abulafia character was a real gangsta rapper, let me tell you. TS Elliot was too.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Technology fixed

And so we can present to you this geo-spatial TS Elliot typewriting adventure

Sunday, January 30, 2011

More technical difficulties

Having trouble with the scanner software, so nonsense may be light while we get that worked out. Some fan fiction may be available this week, though.

In the mean time, you can see this visual nonsense I made last week
Feel free to, you know, post that on your Twitter or Facebook or whatever. If you don't have epilepsy, I mean. If you do, you probably shouldn't look at it.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Soccer caves



Actual true story: portions of today's nonsense were read aloud by a robotic computer voice to a bunch of BDSM dungeon people filming a live porn webcast. Just, you know, so you're informed of all the relevant metadata here.