Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 26

APRIL FOOL! It is actually chapter 25!

Czar of Syrup

APRIL FOOL

Please note: this post is actually 100% serious, and is not an April Fool's joke.

Dust and Gas

Gold Dust

Typer of the Year

Passage of time

Make sure to save a typewriter for when you get old, because you won't understand how to use all the new technology and your older computers will all break or become incompatible, but you'll probably still remember how to type.

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 24

Grandmothers

If she/they are still around, go talk to your grandmother(s)!

Train poetry

Backwards nonsense on the other side of the page is even more nonsensical.

Iron Maiden

Andrew Lloyd Weber

A Treatise on Gay Baseball Fanfiction

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction "Chapter" 23

Lockheed Martin Corporation

I haven't decided whether to mail this one yet. On the one hand, I'm curious about the satellite dishes. On the other hand, it's Lockheed.

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NOTE: if you are concerned about these issues as well, you may want to consider all of the relevant factors in play at this time. I am hereby announcing a bounty on information leading to the "?" connecting Humpty Dumpty and Pop Ups in that diagram.

The Fall of Duke Autumnipole

Do you have a nice butt?

The Coaster Enthusiast

The Glee Club

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 22

Happy valentine's day?

This is what happens when you remove a document from the scanner while it is operating

Fractal TS Elliot

That dude only spoke in fractals, I'm pretty sure.

Midwifery in the age of dinosaurs

There is a raging debate in our household about the usefulness of past participles. I am in favor of them.

Todros Abulafia

This Abulafia character was a real gangsta rapper, let me tell you. TS Elliot was too.

Technology fixed

And so we can present to you this geo-spatial TS Elliot typewriting adventure

More technical difficulties

Having trouble with the scanner software, so nonsense may be light while we get that worked out. Some fan fiction may be available this week, though.

In the mean time, you can see this visual nonsense I made last week
Feel free to, you know, post that on your Twitter or Facebook or whatever. If you don't have epilepsy, I mean. If you do, you probably shouldn't look at it.

Soccer caves

Actual true story: portions of today's nonsense were read aloud by a robotic computer voice to a bunch of BDSM dungeon people filming a live porn webcast. Just, you know, so you're informed of all the relevant metadata here.

Bareshouldered Lutesmanship

Macaulay Culkin Sock 'em Boppers

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 21

Bingle bongle spingle spangle

I am somewhat surprised to learn that I did not invent the phrase "bingle bongle", but luckily I can still apparently claim invention of the full "bingle bongle spingle spangle"

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey Gay Fan Fiction Chapter 20

Welcome new visitors

If you are just joining us, may I suggest some of our nonsense greatest hits, in not much of an order:

-The Friar and the Hats
-The Baby Had Fallen
-Worms
-Gretel
-Read Between the Lines
-Ferrets
-Walnuts
-Httpoo
-Falconers Tavern
-Adjective Nouns
-Alex
-Contractual Appliance
-Lisa Frank and the Aesthetics of LSD-based Art
-Cubed Farts
-Tears of Joy
-Fingercocks McGee
-Bear Suits
-WHOMP WHOMP CAROOSH BOOSH BOOSH
-You Know Better
-Cetacean Espionage
-Cat Paint
-Prehisterotica
-The Lonely Skeleton
-Betty:
-Last Will and Testament
-A Typewriter Rose
-Jarritos on Minidisc
-Godzilla
-When in Oaxaca...
-Anthrax?
-Nagorno-Karabakh Bureau of Tourism
-Recipe

And, obviously, you'll want to read the Buster Posey/Tim Lincecum fanfiction. Start here: Chapter 1
We're currently on page 80, so you've got some catching up to do.

We've got plenty of other nonsense here too, I just grabbed a selection that immediately jumped out at me. I don't remember 3/4 of the things we've "written" so I probably missed "good" stuff. Read it all! Or, you know, don't. Whatever.

Caterwauling Caterpillars

Tim Lincecum-Buster Posey gay fan fiction chapter 19

Learn more about electricity and fire

Emerald Solution

There is some Giants fan fiction around here somewhere, but it has been misplaced so I haven't scanned it yet. Working on it, don't worry.

Back in business

Computer fixed. Great 21st century success. Now we can use our 19th and 20th century writing technology again.