Graham

7-UP Corporation Response

Arthur's original correspondence is, of course, here

Lisa Frank and the Aesthetics of LSD-based Art

China

Valery

24-hour anything

Sometimes it's really hard to know what to know or do in a time of general malaise.

Fingercocks McGee

WHOMP WHOMP CAROOSH BOOSH BOOSH

Crayola Corporation Response

If you have somehow forgotten the origin of this correspondence, refer to Arthur's earlier letter

Google Corporation

I am, of course, posting this on my Blogger blog.

Law School

I'm pretty sure that this is what law students write about.

Alex

You know better

3M Corporation

We are going to get rich, if by no other means than by obtaining lots of free POST-ITs.

King Rasputin the Elder

Sea Foam Green: Crayola Corporation

Can't wait until they actually abolish Cornflower.

Bear Suits

I can't believe those skanks.

So *that's* what is going on over in Bosnia

I was kind of wondering what those Bosnians were up to these days.

Cetacean Espionage

I am not a man

Lisa Frank Corporation

That polar bear is just not acceptable. I hope they send me some stickers.

Supplies

Prehistorotica, brought to you by Pancho Villa

Apologies for the scan quality. I was running out of ink and this is the best contrast I could arrange.

Cat paint

Write back soon, OK? This meth ain't doing itself.

We're back in business!

The Treat Typewriter Sweatshop Union Local 1192 has a new scanner and a new Royal KMM, so you are in luck. We're back and making less sense than ever.