Away from Typewriter 'til Dec 1.

Is this funny?

(Click it to read)

Yeah, this one is hilarious.

Ya Mama & Curly Fries

I just flew in from Edmonton and boy are my 3 cocks tired...

Get it... I was using the birds for flight...

The Loney Skeleton Full Edition

This was originally intended to be a children's book...

Yeah, good luck with this one...

Typewriter Butt Nonsense Smut

The Lonely Skeleton

Dirty Dirty Limericks

Opium Sex in the Scorpion Tank

Strawberry Jarritos Anger

A letter from the man who sends you Valpak Coupons

Dinosaur-Volcano Stamp Kava Kava Fight

Scorpions and Typewriters and Melons, Oh My!

We keep live emperor scorpions as pets in our Typewriter Sweatshop.

They're less dangerous in Dot-Matrix Form.

Our Newest Child

Smith-Corona PWP 3.

Might be better off in foster care.

What I say, "I love it!"

What I mean, "Fucking clunky piece of garbage!"

Shakespeare's Monkeys

Another Dirty Limerick

The important questions

The quick brown...

Last Will and Testament