97% true story
All correspondences are forged by the Treat Typists Guild, Local 202, in the typewriter sweatshop hidden in the Semi-Auntomous Exclave of Belugastan. Forgeries are then delivered to unsuspecting rival nation-states in the nearby Metropolis. All documents are forged on the first take, typos included.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Olivetti Studio 45
Yesterday's post brought to you by this great thrift-store find:

According to a receipt in the case, the previous owner had it repaired and tuned up a few years ago, for twice what we paid for it at the thrift store. Can't have too many fully functional typewriters...right?

According to a receipt in the case, the previous owner had it repaired and tuned up a few years ago, for twice what we paid for it at the thrift store. Can't have too many fully functional typewriters...right?
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Firework taxes
Request: will someone who is skilled at drawing cartoons please send me a picture of a Chinese dragon sitting in an accountant's office, asking him for free tax preparation?
joel //at// laserscorpion (dot) com
Monday, April 18, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
EXTREME PIZZA
It's fine pizza, really, but hardly unusual. If they send a coupon, I'll go eat some and reevaluate.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Black Sabbath
I went to the doctor, see what he could give me.
He said "son, now son, you've gone too far,"
"Cause smoking and tripping is all that you do"
YEEEAAHHHH
Monday, April 11, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Week of potential jokes, day 2
If any of these are rubbing you the right way, OR if you were alive in 1991, you may want to investigate REX NITRO
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Week of potential jokes, day 1
Get ready for more of these from SRF this week. Coming soon to a stand up show near you (if you live where we do)