All correspondences are forged by the Treat Typists Guild, Local 202, in the typewriter sweatshop hidden in the Semi-Auntomous Exclave of Belugastan. Forgeries are then delivered to unsuspecting rival nation-states in the nearby Metropolis. All documents are forged on the first take, typos included.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Lockheed Martin Corporation
I haven't decided whether to mail this one yet. On the one hand, I'm curious about the satellite dishes. On the other hand, it's Lockheed.
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NOTE: if you are concerned about these issues as well, you may want to consider all of the relevant factors in play at this time. I am hereby announcing a bounty on information leading to the "?" connecting Humpty Dumpty and Pop Ups in that diagram.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Midwifery in the age of dinosaurs
There is a raging debate in our household about the usefulness of past participles. I am in favor of them.