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Urgent typewriter correspondence

All correspondences are forged by the Treat Typists Guild, Local 202, in the typewriter sweatshop hidden in the Semi-Auntomous Exclave of Belugastan. Forgeries are then delivered to unsuspecting rival nation-states in the nearby Metropolis. All documents are forged on the first take, typos included.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

The Lonely Skeleton

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Monday, October 26, 2009

Dirty Dirty Limericks

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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Opium Sex in the Scorpion Tank

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Strawberry Jarritos Anger

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Labels: jarritos

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

A letter from the man who sends you Valpak Coupons



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Labels: bitch magazine, blackmail, my wife, postmaster general, valpak

Monday, October 19, 2009

Dinosaur-Volcano Stamp Kava Kava Fight

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Scorpions and Typewriters and Melons, Oh My!



We keep live emperor scorpions as pets in our Typewriter Sweatshop.

They're less dangerous in Dot-Matrix Form.
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Our Newest Child

Smith-Corona PWP 3.



Might be better off in foster care.

What I say, "I love it!"
What I mean, "Fucking clunky piece of garbage!"
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Shakespeare's Monkeys

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Sunday, October 18, 2009

Another Dirty Limerick

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The important questions

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Sunday, October 11, 2009

The quick brown...

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Friday, October 9, 2009

Last Will and Testament

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Monday, October 5, 2009

Common misinterpretations that led to massive phenomenae

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Friday, October 2, 2009

I used to be a High School Chess Coach...

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      • The Lonely Skeleton
      • Dirty Dirty Limericks
      • Opium Sex in the Scorpion Tank
      • Strawberry Jarritos Anger
      • A letter from the man who sends you Valpak Coupons
      • Dinosaur-Volcano Stamp Kava Kava Fight
      • Scorpions and Typewriters and Melons, Oh My!
      • Our Newest Child
      • Shakespeare's Monkeys
      • Another Dirty Limerick
      • The important questions
      • The quick brown...
      • Last Will and Testament
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      • I used to be a High School Chess Coach...
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  • The Royal
  • Typecast: Fresh Ribbon
  • Typecast: Strikethru
  • Typecast: Olympiaman
  • Typecast: Typeclack
  • 8-Bit Underground
 
All letters are approved of by the Sovereign Republic of Belugastan's Typewriter Politburo and subsequently placed in the Outbox, to be delivered to neighboring states.

Queries from all parties may be directed to the Grand Vizier:
joel {{at}} laserscorpion [dot] com
Or to Commisar-General:
SamuelRaphael at Gmail dot Com

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